You may not know this, but I’m kind of a big deal… in China anyways.
I’ve been visiting Mike in Xi’an for a little over a week now. It’s been so nice: the university Mike teaches at is up in the mountains and I’ve barely seen any of the sights downtown yet. Instead of rushing out to see the Terracotta Warriors or bike the city walls, I’ve been trying local foods and following Mike to school events. Basically, I’ve been relishing being in one place for a little while.
Besides, on campus WE are the main attraction.
The first time I noticed it was in Shanghai. As I marvelled at the lights along the Bund a young chinese guy stealthily approached me at an angle. In an instant he whipped out his camera, blasted me, full flash in the face before grinning and running off.
Shanghai is a pretty cosmopolitan city so this only happened a couple of times. Nothing compared to the onslaught of paparazzi waiting for me in Xi’an. A school of 20,000 kids with a totally of 7 western teachers means that we are quite an exotic rarity. My blonde hair seems to be a particular novelty. We can’t even go to the dining hall without being subjected to open mouthed stares and whispers.
And pictures. People snap pictures on their cellphones when we go out to eat, or are at KTV. They are not even slightly subtle about it. The braver girls come ask for a picture WITH me—agreeing to one means agreeing to hugs and snapshots with about a dozen strangers. It’s not that I mind, I just can’t fathom what they are DOING with these pictures.
Before I went to Asia, I never really understood what it meant to stand out so clearly just from one’s appearance. In my past travels in Europe it was fairly easy to blend in and (except for Italy) I never attracted much attention. But here, where diversity is so narrow and foreigners so very rare, I stick out whether I want to or not. All of a sudden I’m much more self-conscious, fixing my hair in the mirror, trying not to be such a klutz. People are watching after all.
I’m even more notorious around campus because of my coveted title of “Michael’s Girlfriend.” I might as well change my name to that, as it’s all I’m known by around campus. That’s what I get for dating the hunky American english teacher I guess. They love him and by extension they love me, we are the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie of the university. They just LOVE love. We pose for photos, pretending not to hear their chants of “kiss! Kiss” and pretending even harder not to hear their constant question “why aren’t you married yet?”
It’s fun and flattering for sure, if a little disconcerting. I can’t lie and say I don’t enjoy the constant compliments on my looks, my hair, my laugh. I could see how if would go to someone’s head, but really I know it has absolutely nothing to do with ME. I’m not REALLY a supermodel. I’m just a novelty to them, something so very different from what they see everyday.
There’s a darker side to this too. It’s bigger than me. It’s an entire standard of beauty, a western standard of beauty, that has managed to pervade every corner of the world, even this mountain school in central China. It’s white women in beauty ads, it’s skin whitening creams and it’s the eyelid tape that was so popular when I was in Japan. It’s this ridiculous worldwide advertising conspiracy aimed at convincing us that it’s imperitive that we all look the same.
There’s not much I can do about that though, except graciously accept their compliments, pose for their pictures and extend my own genuine comments. One girl has amazing bone structure, another beautiful shiny hair.
These standards of beauty, they are so peculiar. There’s a lot about it I don’t understand. Luckily it’s exactly the kind of thing I hope to explore more throughout my travels.
46 thoughts on “My Life as a Chinese Celebrity”
I remember living in Japan about 15 years ago and everyone being so enchanted with the big white guy walking around. Everyone would come up to snap photos but the brave ones (usually school aged girls) would come up and try and practice their English before scampering off giggling to tell their friends about it. It was kind of a trip for a bit, but the appeal soon wore off.
i loved this post. 🙂 fascinating how the girls try to be more western … hope you are still loving every moment! xx
In my experience, curiosity armed with a camera goes both ways. I can’t count the number of times I’ve maxed out my camera’s zoom-in feature to get a photo of someone interesting, attractive, or different. Are you sure it’s not just because you’re hawt???
Haha well thanks for the compliment! It’s true though, it must be odd to have tourists taking your picture when you are just walking around your home city.
LOL! Great post! I heard it’s like that in many Asian countries… although I don’t remember it too much when i was in Japan.
Yeah it didn’t happen to me much in Japan, they are more used to westerners I think.
How bizarre! That must be so strange to get celebrity treatment. It’s amazing to me that the culture is homogeneous that they are utterly fascinated by someone with foreign looks. America is such a melting pot, that’s hard to imagine. It really is a shame that companies market products to make them look more Western.
Yeah, I definitely notice how much I stand out and it’s an odd feeling I’ve never felt in the US.
Haha I’ve totally been there! I traveled for about a week in that area by myself and was always a little unnerved when I’d turn around to see a huge family posing next to me. My friend who lived in Shanghai was papped drinking a diet soda, thinking nothing of it when the guy jumped out of the bushes and snapped a photo. That picture ended up on a billboard — she was mortified! Have fun!!!
I try to wave and smile, but sometimes they don’t give me the chance!
Damn, I gotta go to Asia. What a self-esteem booster. Hahaha.
haha probably not the cheapest or easiest way to boost self esteem, but fun!
Fact of life living almost anywhere in Asia. I actually find it a little dehumanizing at this point.
Yeah, it does get old…
Why aren’t you and Mike married yet? I mean, geez, what is taking you so long?
It surprised me too how common the whitening creme is in Asia. I tried to by lotion and had to make sure it didn’t say whitening on it.. that’s the last thing I need!